so when i become a drag queen on rupaul’s drag race, i’m going to be wendy torrance for the snatch game. the first question they ask me i’ll be all calm, smoking my cigarette at the breakfast table and discussing danny and tony, possibly eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. then i’ll get progressively more terrified as the game goes on (probably bring out the infamous knife and bat accessories) and run away screaming at the end.

(Source: davemccartney)